Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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