I'm drive I can fine osifer
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Randomize
