So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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