You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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