I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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