I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize
