David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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