"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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