Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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