Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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