The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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