All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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