I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Randomize
