Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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