Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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