Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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