Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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