I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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