big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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