I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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