Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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