what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
