dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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