Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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