I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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