so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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