I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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