But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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