Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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