this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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