HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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