I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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