I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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