he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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