i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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