People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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