You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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