I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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