I swear she didn't look like that last week.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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