Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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