I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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