I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Just pee around me
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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