we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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