...so i touched it.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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