508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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