Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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