I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
your like the ambassador to my penis.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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