My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Randomize
