Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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