If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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