good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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