Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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